I use Siri about 90% of the time that I use my phone. 1) I'm lazy and 2) I like to seem like an illiterate drunk woman who doesn't even know the name of the person she married.
He Hates It When I Call Him Dave
My Husband Is A Psycho
My husband isn't really a psycho but I thought it would be a pretty interesting title as far as search engines are concerned. Unfortunately, people are going to come here looking for answers on how to deal with said psycho husband and they'll probably be disappointed. And now I feel bad. So, here's some advice…
Empathy, Apathy, And Ants
Ever since I was a kid, a toddler, really, I've been way into saving bugs. Bugs, animals, any and all disadvantaged children in third-world countries. My empathy, according to my husband, runs out about there, especially when he has the man-flu. But bugs? I go to great lengths to save them from certain death. Even…
Does This Cup Make My Vagina Look Huge?
My friend K just moved back from France. So, it made sense for us to catch up over a FOUR HOUR phone call (it actually flew by). During this conversation, we talked about work. K is a former journalist turned evil copywriter, like me. Only, replace "journalist" with "literature major," and "pimp." We talked about the…
My Best Friend, Rock
When I was four years old I had pet rocks. My mom and I lived together in a small low-income apartment in Ogden, Utah, and we weren't allowed to have normal pets like a dog or a guinea pig. There was no particular reason why I chose rocks instead of some other free or cheap…
Devil Insects, Emergency Death Storms, And Allergies: Welcome To Arizona.
Two months ago my husband found a job in Phoenix at an engineering firm that designs and manufactures audio systems. Arizona has never been on my list of places to live, or visit. Coming from downtown SLC, and Florence, Italy, the last place I wanted to end up was a sprawling desert. I'm too accustomed…
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I’ll be Reading in Public
By popular demand, Lee reads the infamous Amsterdam story: "Sudden-Death Sex Dance" Against the wishes of her husband and in-laws, Misty reads inappropriate things while drunk.
A Girl And Her Demon
Das Gift: Amore by Ossimori Spring/Summer 2011
Italian design company, Ossimori, Launches Spring/Summer 2011 line, Das Gift: Amore in a gallery show in Florence Italy.
M. E. Evans 