A Little Pile of Graveyard

The other night, F and I came home from a movie to find out trash destroyed and an entire chicken carcass missing. I panicked. I'd read a lot of articles about shit that dogs shouldn't eat and knew that cooked chicken bones were at the top of that list. Convinced that my dog was dying,…

He Shit The Bed

If our poodle, Oliver, was a human child, he'd be the one with the big bottle glasses, standing in the lunch line listing off his allergies to the exhausted lunch ladies. He's adorable. But, his hair is tangled even though we brush it and take him to the groomer, he kind of smells like pee…