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M. E. Evans

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The Competitive Underworld of Preschool Admissions

April 30, 2021Categories Humor, ParentingLeave a Comment on The Competitive Underworld of Preschool Admissions

Eighties parents were like, "Okay kids, you're going to stay with this lady named, er, Barbara, I think? Anyhow, be back later. Don't be a cry baby, Jesus christ, she's not scary, some ladies just like to hold a flaming torch to match their HORNS FROM SATAN."

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Just a woman trying to navigate life in her 30's: An international marriage, a baby, a dickhead dog, a freelance writing career, anxiety, and a love for weird and majestic animals. I occasionally write about my childhood (my immaculate conception, my dad's unibrow, my mom's camel-toe 80's jeans) as memories are roused to life by my weekly therapy appointments. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Asbestos, Tampons, and Intensity: A Mother’s Daily Journey

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Found This Terrifying Painting for my Guest Room.

Found This Terrifying Painting for my Guest Room.

I’m Not Sorry My Toddler Acts Like a Toddler, Thank You Very Much

I’m Not Sorry My Toddler Acts Like a Toddler, Thank You Very Much

A Beginner’s Guide to Mental Health and Healing: What I’ve Learned After Five Years in Therapy (And How It Might Help You)

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The Demon Jay From The Pits of Hell

The Demon Jay From The Pits of Hell

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S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero,
Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.

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