In retrospect, my devotion was probably not appreciated and at times toed the line of downright terrifying. Rats, for example, probably do not enjoy bike rides or bubble baths.
Book Deal Alert: Naked (in Italy) is Only 99 Cents Today
Hello, friends! If you follow me on Instagram then you already know that my memoir, Naked, is just 99 cents today in all countries, everywhere eBooks are sold. This is made possible by Bookbub, a free service that helps you discover books you'll love through unbeatable deals, handpicked recommendations, and updates from your favorite authors. …
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My First Year of Momhood: Moms are Like Al Pacino in Yoga Pants
This week my son turned one while I’m still over here like “wow, I can’t believe I have a kid.” Because despite carrying him and birthing him and spending 24/7 with him that shit still blows my mind. It’s insane. And me being in charge of another human’s life just proves that the universe is…
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I’m Probably Making A Huge Mistake
I have a lot going on right now. There’s the book, Naked (In Italy), a dog, a baby, writing jobs, and sometimes I have to sort of clean my house. Sort of. So much shit. Literally, with a dog and a baby my life is mostly covered in some form of doody...please help). Trying to…
Naked (In Italy): A Memoir About the Pitfalls of La Dolce Vita
NAKED (In Italy) will be released soon! Pre-orders will be available soon! I'll keep you updated. Tell your fam, tell your sister-wives, tell your poker buddies and book club to grab a copy to keep me stocked in wine for all of the upcoming readings (if you've ever been to one of mine in the…
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Does This Cup Make My Vagina Look Huge?
My friend K just moved back from France. So, it made sense for us to catch up over a FOUR HOUR phone call (it actually flew by). During this conversation, we talked about work. K is a former journalist turned evil copywriter, like me. Only, replace "journalist" with "literature major," and "pimp." We talked about the…
I’ll be Reading in Public
By popular demand, Lee reads the infamous Amsterdam story: "Sudden-Death Sex Dance" Against the wishes of her husband and in-laws, Misty reads inappropriate things while drunk.