It’s Amazing I can Walk Anywhere

There are two basic skills that I'm inexplicably terrible at: walking and swallowing. Nine times out of ten, if I'm drinking something, I choke on it. And I fall down no less than 9 times on any given day. The other morning, I took Oliver for a walk. I crossed the street and started down…

A Little Pile of Graveyard

The other night, F and I came home from a movie to find out trash destroyed and an entire chicken carcass missing. I panicked. I'd read a lot of articles about shit that dogs shouldn't eat and knew that cooked chicken bones were at the top of that list. Convinced that my dog was dying,…