We’ve been self-isolating for nearly four weeks. Four weeks without seeing friends or family, without going to a restaurant to sit and stare at other patrons, four weeks without gathering on a front porch…

Hello all! I hope you’re hanging in there and being safe, unlike my parents who refuse to follow any of the goddamn guidelines and are GIVING ME ANXIETY. Just kidding, but not really. It’s…

Captain’s Log: The days are long, the nights are dark, I have forgotten what it feels like to wear real pants. I feel like now this is a universal dilemma. Okay, wait, stop. I’m…

Captain’s Log: It’s the seventh or eighth day of social distancing I think. Honestly, I have no idea what day it is anymore. You don’t realize how much you need to see other humans…

Captain’s Log Day Six: The neighbors are friendly and we’re all about to snap. Most mornings I take my dog and toddler on a walk around the neighborhood. My street is unusually friendly so…

Captain’s log, day five of social distancing. Nature is trying to kill us and I don’t really blame her. But could we call a truce? The social distancing is hard enough but this morning…

Yesterday was boring until it wasn’t. We spent the morning trying to come up with a fun way to entertain Leo. Then after his nap was eventful in a bad way. Leo got stung…