10 Messages From My Dad: Have You Been Eaten By A Shark?

My dad hasn't always been a family man. But, in his old age, he's come to like the idea of being around his kids more than ever. If I don't call him for a while, he'll get offended and pretend like he doesn't know me when he answers the phone. "Oh, I'm sorry, do I…

I Could Outrun A Tiger: Panic And Anxiety

Sometimes, my brain is a real asshole and seems to hate me. I've had anxious episodes a few times in my life. I suffer from low-grade depression, not always, but often. I've had a few panic attacks throughout my life. Lately, it's been bad. About four months ago I went out for drinks with colleagues…

Trying To Conceive: An OBGYN I’d Probably Marry

In my last blog post, Just Stare Into My Vagina and Tell Me It Will Be Okay, I wrote about how scared I am to have a baby. Or, how scared I am to try to have a baby, since I'm not actually pregnant, yet. As of then I couldn't find an OBGYN, with higher ratings than…

Just Stare Into My Vagina And Tell Me It Will Be Okay

My husband and I are in our mid-thirties and approaching that romantic place where we feel like if we're going to have babies we should probably do it. I've held out for a long time. Partially to spite our family because his parents are like, "do you not understand how sex works?" and my dad…