He Hates It When I Call Him Dave

I use Siri about 90% of the time that I use my phone. 1) I'm lazy and 2) I like to seem like an illiterate drunk woman who doesn't even know the name of the person she married.  

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My Husband Is A Psycho

My husband isn't really a psycho but I thought it would be a pretty interesting title as far as search engines are concerned. Unfortunately, people are going to come here looking for answers on how to deal with said psycho husband and they'll probably be disappointed. And now I feel bad. So, here's some advice…

Does This Cup Make My Vagina Look Huge?

My friend K just moved back from France. So, it made sense for us to catch up over a FOUR HOUR phone call (it actually flew by). During this conversation, we talked about work. K is a former journalist turned evil copywriter, like me. Only, replace "journalist" with "literature major," and "pimp." We talked about the…

Going To The OBGYN Is A Lot Like Trying On Shoes Only Not At All

I sat in the pink gown with the scratchy paper draped over my lap waiting for the doctor to come in to give me my yearly checkup. My husband, Francesco sat awkwardly in the corner repeating, "200 dollars?" He was shell shocked that we had forgotten our insurance cards and were forced to pay for…

Dog Park People And Observations: Our Savior The Dog And Aquanet Addiction

I've spent a lot of time at dog parks. Back in college I fostered dogs for a group that took adoptable dogs from high-kill shelters. Often, my fosters were labs or pitbulls, breeds that require a lot of exercise to be happy and healthy. Dog parks are a great place to socialize dogs while they…