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You’re a Mom! (And No Longer a Person)
I’ve tried to make plans with a handful of people in the last few weeks and the conversation always goes something like this: Me: Let’s go blank, blank, or blank. Their reply: You’ll have…
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Who Are You Perverts?
I just went to check the traffic to this blog (because it’s new and I’m still tracking things) and I think it’s time to possibly change the name of the blog. I originally chose…
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Step Into My Horror Room
Dear women’s clinic where my OBGYN works, I’m not sure if this is horrifying or hilarious. It seems that your phlebotomists have a sense of humor and are also very festive but I’m afraid…
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Pregnancy, Pervert Dreams, And Sex
If pregnancy makes me anything, it’s horny. The first trimester was like being transported back to my teenage body where all I thought about was humping whatever crush I had at the time: Brad…
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This is What it’s Like to be Pregnant and Afraid
For the first few hours after I found out that I was pregnant, I was super excited. We’d been trying for months and had just started talking with the doctor about fertility help. After…
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Dear Baby, Change the World. No Pressure.
I exist with a lot of guilt about the world and I have ever since I slid out of my mamma’s lady garden. I had empathy for rocks, I talked with trees, and I…
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It’s Just Your Bones Breaking (NBD)
Today I had my 24-week appointment with my OBGYN, or more specifically, the PA that works at the women’s clinic. She’s a charming and warm woman who somehow remembers everything you ever tell her…
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4 Podcasts I’m Obsessed with Right Now
The Moth: “True Stories Told Live.” I’ve been obsessed with The Moth for a while now. Just like their tagline suggests, real people tell true stories on stage. The stories make me laugh out loud,…
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Why You Should Never Google Jeffrey Dahmer
Yesterday I was listening to a storytelling podcast, which I do almost every morning (find my current faves here), and one of the stories was about a man who was super into Jeffrey Dahmer (he…
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