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  • Why You Should Never Google Jeffrey Dahmer

    Why You Should Never Google Jeffrey Dahmer

    Yesterday I was listening to a storytelling podcast, which I do almost every morning (find my current faves here), and one of the stories was about a man who was super into Jeffrey Dahmer (he…

  • Mochi Things: The Best Way to Bullet Journal and Save Your Sanity

    Mochi Things: The Best Way to Bullet Journal and Save Your Sanity

    I started bullet journaling (mine is not this put together) a while ago because it’s really great for self-care, keeps me organized, and as a writer allows me to keep notes of every weird thing…

  • Weird Things People Say to Pregnant Women

    Weird Things People Say to Pregnant Women

    Ever since I announced my pregnancy, I’ve noticed the same comments come up over and over again. Some of them good-natured and fun and others that seem super weird. Pregnancy and children are a…

  • 22 Weeks Pregnant: Feels Like Forever

    22 Weeks Pregnant: Feels Like Forever

    I’m about 22 weeks pregnant and because I found out so early (two weeks), it feels like I’ve been pregnant for exactly 22 years. It doesn’t help that I’ve literally had almost every possible…

  • I Was Blind But Now I Can See

    I Was Blind But Now I Can See

    I feel like I’m losing my mind. This time it’s not in an “I’m having a nervous breakdown, please rush me to my therapist,” kind of way, it’s more like my brain has been…

  • My Husband Doesn’t Understand Robots

    My Husband Doesn’t Understand Robots

    As of today, I’m 19 weeks pregnant and my husband is nesting by drinking like a frat boy and buying things that will “make cleaning easier once the baby arrives.” He bought a steam…

  • On Being Knocked Up

    On Being Knocked Up

    So, let’s start off by announcing that I’m pregnant (and terrified! Have you seen the birthing videos?!). How did this happen? Mostly sex. Was it on purpose? It wasn’t not on purpose but was…

  • Fighting with My Husband About Finding Shit

    Fighting with My Husband About Finding Shit

    Daily, my husband and I have at least one argument about his inability to find stuff. Usually, he wanders through the house as though he’s never been there before, eyes wide, scratching his head,…

  • My Unapologetic Love Letter to Coyotes

    My Unapologetic Love Letter to Coyotes

    Something you should know about me is that useless animals facts are like my superpower and also the reason nobody wants to invite me over for cocktails. What better place to share all of…

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