Captain’s Log: Covid 19 Social-Distancing Day Five

Captain's log, day five of social distancing. Nature is trying to kill us and I don't really blame her. But could we call a truce? The social distancing is hard enough but this morning to add insult to injury, we also had an earthquake in Utah. A fairly big one. And then another one about…

Captain’s Log: Covid 19 Social-Distancing Day Four

Yesterday was boring until it wasn’t. We spent the morning trying to come up with a fun way to entertain Leo. Then after his nap was eventful in a bad way. Leo got stung by a rogue bee with a bazooka for an ass. He was playing next to our living room window and out…

Captain’s Log: Covid 19 Social-Distancing Day Three

Captains's Log It's the third day of self-isolation and I am bored. My toddler is bored. My husband won't stop reading the news and pacing back and forth and anxiously listing off everything we should be worried about from now until we are eighty. I'm a tad worried we didn't grab enough booze to be…

My First Year of Momhood: Moms are Like Al Pacino in Yoga Pants

This week my son turned one while I’m still over here like “wow, I can’t believe I have a kid.” Because despite carrying him and birthing him and spending 24/7 with him that shit still blows my mind. It’s insane. And me being in charge of another human’s life just proves that the universe is…

What to do When Love Cannot Conquer All

The other day I met my cousin in a cafe to go over some edits we needed to make to a screenplay we wrote together. I asked her about her relationship and life and next thing you know she was basically summarizing (accidentally) all of the hard things I’ve been thinking and feeling lately. I’ve…

I am Very Important Now: Instagram Updates and a Sizzle of Firefighters

I haven't been here for a little while because I published my first book, Naked, and am now a very important and busy person. Just kidding. I'm still the same old ME who mooned her neighbor this morning from my front window only to realize she was coming to my house to say "hi" and…

Book Launch! M.E. Evans: Naked (in Italy): A Memoir About the Pitfalls of La Dolce Vita

At twenty-seven years old, M. E. Evans had just graduated from college, twice, and still had no idea what to do with her life besides frequent strip clubs and fantasize about being a woman known for a sort of vague, unnamed success. But when her plans to become a better version of herself are derailed…

Naked (In Italy): A Memoir About the Pitfalls of La Dolce Vita

NAKED (In Italy) will be released soon! Pre-orders will be available soon! I'll keep you updated. Tell your fam, tell your sister-wives, tell your poker buddies and book club to grab a copy to keep me stocked in wine for all of the upcoming readings (if you've ever been to one of mine in the…