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My Dog Hates Me
I really like my dog, Oliver, a lot. In a sort of stalkerish, I watch him while he sleeps, sort of way. The love is not mutual, though. In fact, I’m preeeetty sure he hates…
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He Hates It When I Call Him Dave
I use Siri about 90% of the time that I use my phone. 1) I’m lazy and 2) I like to seem like an illiterate drunk woman who doesn’t even know the name of…
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My Husband Is A Psycho
My husband isn’t really a psycho but I thought it would be a pretty interesting title as far as search engines are concerned. Unfortunately, people are going to come here looking for answers on…
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Empathy, Apathy, And Ants
Ever since I was a kid, a toddler, really, I’ve been way into saving bugs. Bugs, animals, any and all disadvantaged children in third-world countries. My empathy, according to my husband, runs out about…
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Does This Cup Make My Vagina Look Huge?
My friend K just moved back from France. So, it made sense for us to catch up over a FOUR HOUR phone call (it actually flew by). During this conversation, we talked about work.…
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My Best Friend, Rock
When I was four years old I had pet rocks. My mom and I lived together in a small low-income apartment in Ogden, Utah, and we weren’t allowed to have normal pets like a…
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I’ll be Reading in Public
By popular demand, Lee reads the infamous Amsterdam story: “Sudden-Death Sex Dance” Against the wishes of her husband and in-laws, Misty reads inappropriate things while drunk.
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